武林外传剧本决赛
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武林外传
邢捕头破案
人物:邢育森:捕头。维护治安的公务人员,相当于现在的警察。
燕小六:捕快,职别低于捕头。维护治安的公务人员。
佟湘玉:老板娘。
莫小贝:十岁的小姑娘。
郭芙蓉:小杂役。脾气很爆会点武功,练过芙蓉惊涛掌,使用技能须喊“排山倒海”。
白展堂:跑堂的。是大名鼎鼎的“盗圣”,藏身于此,想改过自新。
地点:同福客栈。
第一幕 (上午,大堂)
Voice-over: The story took place in a small inn. Mo Xiaobei raised a chicken, which crowed day and night. One night, Bai Zhantang was waked up by the chicken again, so he wanted to play a trick on it to silence it. Unfortunately, the chicken jumped straight into the well the moment it was caught out of the cage. He was afraid of her anger so he kept it secretly. Next day, Xing was teaching Liu to remember Daming Law. Tong was casting accounts in the counter. Bai was cleaning the desk.
旁白:故事发生在一个小客栈里。莫小贝养了一只鸡,成天到晚叫个不停。一天晚上白展堂被它吵醒了,就想吓唬吓唬它,叫它别嚎了。没想到把鸡从笼子里捉出来后,它扑通扑通自己跳进了井里,白展堂怕莫小贝生气,没敢说。第二天,邢捕头正在教燕小六背大明律。佟湘玉在柜台算账,郭芙蓉在扫地,白展堂在擦桌子……
Yan Xiaoliu: Why do I have to remember it, Master?
燕小六:师父,你让我背这干嘛呀?
Xing Yusen: How can an official, who can’t even recite Da Ming Law, be working?
邢育森:一个捕快,要连《大明律》都背不过,他还怎么办案呀?
Yan Xiaoliu: Then what is the meaning of this?
燕小六:那这条嘛意思啊?
Xing Yusen: Stupid, which one? Tell me.——How long has it been?Where are the dishes?
邢育森:真笨,那条?让我看看。——这都多长时间了,菜怎么还不上来?
Tong Xiangyu: Please knock some melon seeds first. Suit yourself, they are free.
佟湘玉:哎呀,先嗑点瓜子嘛,随便磕,瓜子免费
Xing Yusen: Time flies. It has been two years.
邢育森:时间真快呀,一转眼两年了。
Yan Xiaoliu: Master, what did you say?
燕小六:师父,你说什么?
Xing Yusen: Tow years ago, I was just a humble official like you.
邢育森:两年前,我和你一样,也是个普普通通的小捕快。
Yan Xiaoliu:Wow!Master, you have been an official, too?
燕小六:哇塞!师父,你也当过捕快呀。
Xing Yusen: You tell me!
邢育森:废话。
Yan Xiaoliu: So how did you become the head?
燕小六:那您是怎么当上捕头的?
Xing Yusen: Tow years ago, I caught a great robber.
邢育森:两年前,我抓了一个江洋大盗。
Bai Zhantang: Yeah, but no other cases since then, huh?
白展堂:嗯对,自打那以后就再也没破过什么案子吧。
Xing Yusen: I didn’t meet.
邢育森:我那是没碰上。
Bai Zhantang: ……
白展堂:啧啧
Mo Xiaobei: My chicken is gone. It must be stolen.
莫小贝:嫂子,我的鸡不见了,一定是让人给偷了。
Tong Xiangyu: Who would steal your chicken?
佟湘玉:谁会偷你的鸡。
Xing Yusen: Who dare steal things under my nose?
邢育森:敢在我的眼皮子底下偷鸡摸狗还有没有王法了?
Yan Xiaoliu: Master, we finally have a big case.
燕小六:师父,咱终于遇到大案子了。
Xing Yusen: Liu, watch how I solve it.Everyone follow me to the scene.
邢育森:六儿,看为师如何破案。
第二幕 (后院)
Xing Yusen: Two, three……
邢育森:二,三……
Guo Furong: What are you counting?
郭芙蓉;你在数什么?
Xing Yusen: He is a habitual criminal, and his Kung fu is very high.
邢育森:这是个惯犯,而且武功很高。
Bai Zhantang: How can you tell?
白展堂:你是怎么看出来的?
Xing Yusen: Attention please. What’s this?
邢育森:请注意,这是什么?
All: Chicken shit. We know that.
众人:鸡屎,我们知道啊。
Xing Yusen: You don’t know. A rooster, a proud rooster, how can it shit, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, that much? In other word, it must have been hit really heavily, by something like cinnabar palm. In that case, it got gatism.
邢育森:你们不知道。一只鸡,一只骄傲的公鸡,怎么可能在正常的情况下,拉出一,二,三,四,五,六,七——这么多屎来,换句话说,它一定是受了大手印,或者朱砂掌之类的重击,才会情急无奈,大小便失禁。
Mo Xiaobei: It just does not pay attention to health. Please go on.
莫小贝:它也就是平时不大注意卫生——您接着说。
Xing Yusen: And ,watch this feather. It is soft.
邢育森:还有,请注意这根毛,软的。
Tong Xiangyu: Nonsense. Every feather is soft.
佟湘玉:废话,鸡毛不是软的还能是硬的呀?
Xing Yusen: This one is specially soft. Feel.
邢育森:这根特别软,你摸摸。
Tong Xiangyu: How can this say anything?
佟湘玉:这能说明啥问题?
Xing Yusen: This says that it must have been suffered serious internal injuries before dropping this feather. As far as I know there is a kind of kung fu called Seven Sided Strike, which can cause similar situation as this. Quick closing.
邢育森:这说明它在掉毛以前,一定是受了很严重的内伤,据我所知有一种武功叫七伤拳,与这个情况惊人的相似。快结案了。
Guo Furong: Who learned Seven Sided Strike?
郭芙蓉:谁会七伤拳?
Bai Zhantang:The golden lion king.
白展堂:金毛狮王。
Guo Furong: So as you said, the golden lion king risked his life coming back, just for a chicken?
郭芙蓉:照你这么说,金毛狮王拼着老命重出江湖,就为了偷只鸡呀?
Xing Yusen: I didn’t say it must be him. He is not the only one who learned Seven Sided Strike.
邢育森:我也没说一定是他干的,会七伤拳的又不止他一个人。
Mo Xiaobei: Who else?
莫小贝:还有谁会?
Guo Furong: Kongtong Sect.
郭芙蓉:崆峒派。
Bai Zhantang: I know them! Two kilometers away from here. That isn’t easy.
白展堂:崆峒派我熟呀,离这里两千多里地呢,为了只鸡真不容易呀。
Yan Xiaoliu: You tell me! Even the fox preys farthest from his hole. Who will steal things before his own door, right, Master?
燕小六:废话,兔子还不吃窝边草呢,谁会在自己门前偷东西。是吧师父?
Xing Yusen: You are worth teaching.
邢育森:孺子可教啊。
Yan Xiaoliu:Thank you master! Then I am going to prepare for the long way to Kongtong Sect!
燕小六:谢谢师父,那我马上回去收拾收拾,长途奔袭崆峒派。
Xing Yusen: You are almost completing your apprenticeship! But before that, everyone follows me to the hall to record a confession. Liu, prepare to do the record.
邢育森:伙计,快出徒了。出发前,你们都跟我去大堂先录个口供。小六,做笔录。
第三幕(大堂)
Xing Yusen: Xiaobei, you first. Describe the chicken.
邢育森:小贝,你第一个吧,描述一下这只鸡。
Mo Xiaobei: My chicken has two eyes.
莫小贝:我的鸡有两只眼睛。
Xing Yusen: Two eyes.
邢育森:两只眼睛。
Mo Xiaobei:One mouth.
莫小贝:一个嘴巴。
Xing Yusen: One mouth.
邢育森:一个嘴巴。
Mo Xiaobei: And its feather is warm.
莫小贝:它的羽毛很暖和。
Yan Xiaoliu:What’s the hell of these?Are they useful?
燕小六:这都是些什么?它们有用吗?
Xing Yusen: My god! This is important. Liu, write all down. What else?
邢育森:亲娘嘞,这些很重要啊,六儿,都记下来。还有呢?
Mo Xiaobei: It sings to me everyday.
莫小贝:每天它都唱歌给我听。
Xing Yusen: It can sing.
邢育森:会唱歌。
Guo Furong: That is crow, isn’t it?
郭芙蓉:那是打鸣吧。
Xing Yusen: Silence! No interruption.
邢育森:严肃,不要插嘴。
Guo Furong: Come on this is an inn. We kill plenty of chickens for guests!
郭芙蓉:拜托我们是客栈,光杀给客人吃的鸡每天就不少呢。
Mo Xiaobei:But that is mine.
莫小贝:可那是我的鸡——
Guo Furong: Fine. I’ll buy another one for you.
郭芙蓉:行了,姐姐再给你买只。
Xing Yusen: No !This case happened in my jurisdiction.
邢育森:不行,这只鸡丢在我的管辖范围内。
Guo Furong: What else do you want? How about my Jingtao Zhang?
郭芙蓉:你还想怎样,小心姑奶奶让你尝尝芙蓉惊涛掌的厉害
Xing Yusen: What are you gonna do? I find you very suspicious. Liu , interrogate her.
邢育森:你想干什么,我发现你很可疑。小六,审她。
Guo Furong: You dare!
郭芙蓉:你们敢。
Yan Xiaoliu: Name.
燕小六:姓名。
Guo Furong: Haven’t you known that?
郭芙蓉:你不是知道吗?
Yan Xiaoliu: I’m interrogating you. Name!
燕小六:我审你呢,姓名。
Guo Furong: Guo Furong.
郭芙蓉:郭芙蓉。
Yan Xiaoliu: Master, how to spell GUO?
燕小六:师父,郭怎么写?
Xing Yusen: Stupid. G-U-O
邢育森:真笨。GUO
Yan Xiaoliu: Age.
燕小六:年龄。
Guo Furong: Twenty years of age.
郭芙蓉:20周岁。
Xing Yusen: She said the actual age, not the nominal age.
邢育森:他说的是周岁不是虚岁。
Yan Xiaoliu: Address.
燕小六:住址。
Guo Furong: Backyard of Tongfu inn.
郭芙蓉:同福客栈后院。
Xing Yusen:What she said is backyard, not forecourt.
邢育森:她说的是后院不是前院。
Yan Xiaoliu: Wait a minute. I haven’t finish the age yet.
燕小六:等会,岁数还没写完呢。
Tong Xiangyu: Enough, Xiao Guo lives in the inn. Why would she steal things from her home?
佟湘玉:行了,小郭是客栈里的人,偷家里的鸡干嘛?
Xing Yusen:You are right. My god! We got a wrong person.
邢育森:说得对!亲娘嘞,冤枉人了。这可怎么办。
Yan Xiaoliu:Master ,what should we do next?
燕小六:师父,咱下一步该干嘛?
Xing Yusen: We fall back. This case is so tough that I can’t solve it on my own. We need more heads. Let’s go.
邢育森:先撤。这个案子光靠我一个人的力量是不可能的。待我回去多找几个人过来。快走!
Bai Zhantang: Tong, come here.
白展堂:掌柜的,过来。
Tong Xiangyu: What’s up?
佟湘玉:怎么了。
Bai Zhantang: I have to go.
白展堂:我得走了。
Tong Xiangyu: Why?
佟湘玉:为什么?
Bai Zhantang: If Xing comes back with the Four, I will have nowhere to go.
白展堂:老邢万一带四大名捕回来,我逃都来不及。
Tong Xiangyu: Oh yes, you are the Daosheng. The Four knows you.
佟湘玉:对哦,你是盗圣,四大名捕认得你。
Bai Zhantang: I have nothing valuable. This jade is the most valuable thing I have. Now I give it to you.
白展堂:我也没啥值钱的东西,这块玉牌是我最值钱的了,我把它送给你。
Tong Xiangyu: Wow ,so precious.
佟湘玉:哇,这么贵重。
Bai Zhantang: Could you give me some money?
白展堂:你能不能给我点钱?
Tong Xiangyu: No!
佟湘玉:不能。
Bai Zhantang: Then give it back. What, you wanna be a robber?
白展堂:把它还给我。咋滴,你还想黑吃黑呀?
Tong Xiangyu:No, you can’t go. It is just a chicken. Anyway, he has weaknesses too.
佟湘玉:不行,你不能走。不就是只鸡嘛?反正他也有把柄在我手里。
第四幕 (大堂)
On the afternoon, xing and liu are coming back.
旁白:下午,邢捕头和燕小六又来了。
Tong Xiangyu: How is it going? Is anyone with you?
佟湘玉:怎么样了,邢捕头,你找的人呢?
Xing Yusen: The Four. They are coming, soon.
邢育森:四大名捕,还没来呢。
Tong Xiangyu: Tell them to go back. It’s me. I did it. The chicken crowed day and night. I have had enough, so I cooked it.
佟湘玉:让他们别来了,因为这件事从头到尾都是我干的。一天到晚叫个不停,我早就不爽了,我已经把它炖着吃了。
Mo Xiaobei:My chicken——
莫小贝:我的鸡——
Tong Xiangyu:This is the end.
佟湘玉:行了,这事就算完了。
Xing Yusen:Not yet!Tong come with me!
邢育森:不,没完。佟掌柜,跟我走!
Tong Xiangyu:Why do I come with you?
佟湘玉:跟你走干嘛?
Xing Yusen: Waiting for the trial of law.
邢育森:等候法律的审判。
Official Xing, please let her go. I will go with you. It’s me. I killed it.
白展堂:邢捕头,你放过她,我跟你走。这件事是我干的。我把它杀了。
Mo Xiaobei: Why did you kill it?
莫小贝:你杀它干嘛?
Bai Zhantang: I didn’t mean to. It crowed day and night, which was so annoying. I just wanted to play a trick on it. Who knows it fell into the well by itself.
白展堂:我也没想杀它,它一天到晚不停的打鸣,我嫌它烦,就想吓唬吓唬它,它自己扑通到井里去了。
Mo Xiaobei: Why didn’t you save it?
莫小贝:那你为什么不救它?
Bai Zhantang:I thought it could swim.
白展堂:我也不知道它不会游泳啊
Xing Yusen: Ok. This is it. Liu, read Da Ming law to him.
邢育森:好了,这件事已经水落石出了,六儿,《大明律》给念念。
Yan Xiaoliu: According to article 79 of volume iv of the Da Ming law, whoever kills animals in public is going to be killed.
燕小六:根据《大明律》第四卷第七十九条明文规定,凡于闹市虐杀牲畜者,斩立决。
Xing Yusen: Oh my god! You okay? The book should be read from page to page. Try again!
邢育森:没事吧,我看看。亲娘咧,书你一页一页念,重念。
Yan Xiaoliu: Whoever kills animals in public is going to be fined by three liang silver.
燕小六:凡于闹市虐杀牲畜者,罚银三两。
Bai Zhantang: It’s really a surprise!
白展堂:吓死我了。
Xing Yusen: What? Do you think youll be okay? Either give the money or come with me.
邢育森:你以为你就没事了?要么交钱,要么跟我走。
Bai Zhantang: Save me, please!
白展堂:救我救我!
Tong Xiangyu: OK, I will go with you.
佟湘玉:好吧,我跟你们去。
Xing Yusen: Why?
邢育森:为什么?
Tong Xiangyu: It happened in my inn. I covered up the criminal.
佟湘玉:这发生在我的店里,我包庇罪犯。
Xing Yusen: OK, save it to the court. You two come with me.
邢育森:好,这话留着到公堂说吧,跟我走。
Tong Xiangyu: No I must say! You, as an officer, freeload day and night in my inn.Guo, take the bill.
佟湘玉:我要说个够,包括你。朝廷公务人员,在我店里白吃白喝。小郭,拿账本。
Xing Yusen: What’s all this for? We are neighbors right? Why to turn over that fast.
邢育森:这都是街坊邻居的,有话好好说,干嘛说翻脸就翻脸呢?
Bai Zhantang: We learned from you.
白展堂:这不都是跟你学的吗?
Xing Yusen: OK I have changed! The case is closed.I am leaving now.
邢育森:我改还不行吗?鸡的案子到此结束,我走了。
Tong Xiangyu: Can it be that easy?
佟湘玉:既然来了说走就走吗?
All: What else are you going to do?
众人:你还想干什么?
Tong Xiangyu: Today is your second anniversary of taking office, let’s celebrate together!
佟湘玉:今天是你上任两周年的日子,我们一起庆贺庆贺!
Xing Yusen: Hhh.Don’t bother. There is no need for this ceremony.
邢育森:哈哈哈,不用麻烦了,搞这个形式干嘛?
Tong Xiangyu: This is our intention.Thank you for keeping the peace for us.
佟湘玉:这是我们所有人的心意,感谢你为我们所有人维护治安。
完
武林外传
毒炎蛇阵:加一点就够用,攻击速度非常快,做晨风剧本打对方任务护送BOSS,很实用,主要就是过路。
天穹破:也是一点过路,这个技能很好,群怪升级,附加虚弱,中了以后降低20%攻击。
逆转轮回:也是一点,冷却超快的复活技能。
生命源泉:必须加满,这个技能是可以给队友群体提升12%血,最好是神算GF后再用,因为这个是以当前血量最大值再提升12%。
元灵之佑:被动技能,必须加满。
惊雷印:必须加满,附加24加伤以及205的沉默值,也可以说是无限沉默无限加伤了。
猛毒咒:必须加满,这个技能可以无限降低目标13%血跟18%攻击,并且可以跟明王降血叠加。
武林外传OL
UP主最近闲来无事,突然想回忆下曾经的那份感动——《武林外传》游戏。
《武林外传》是由尚敬执导,闫妮、沙溢、姚晨、喻恩泰、姜超、王莎莎等主演的章回体古装情景喜剧。于2006年1月2日首播,播出后火到一塌糊涂,成为一代经典。单单就UP主自己最起码看过几十遍有余。就算现在偶尔也能在地方台看到。
而《武林外传》游戏由完美世界自主研发,于2006年8月28日内测,以《武林外传》为基础改编而来并且做了相当大的扩充。还原了佟掌柜、老白等经典荧幕角色与电视剧剧情,并且还有同福客栈、七侠镇等场景,以及在电视剧中从未出现过的八里庄、十八里铺、京城等。
内测 2006-8-28
UP没有经历过这个版本。但是肯定和其他网游一样,内测玩家可以抢先体验游戏,找出存在的问题与bug。
公测 2006-9-27
2006-10-12 同时在线过30万,公测两周到达这个人数,真的非常非常惊人。
独步武林 2006-12-14
同年12月14日开启第二季——独步武林。开放剑圣、邪皇、戟神、刀君、天师、蛊王、医仙、神算八个三转职业。开放京城、草原、南疆、沙漠四图。等级上限提高至100级。
天外飞仙 2007-7-19
这个版本开放了新的三转职业剑系天剑、枪系修罗、医系明王、术系魔尊。开启涅槃系统(小天位)。开启宠物系统。开放幻形系统(变身)。
胜者为王 2007-12-20
这个版本推出跨服、帮战、YY系列任务。
风云再起 2008-7-24
开放新地图幽灵船以及幽灵船暗黑套装,在涅槃(小天位)基础上开放羽化系统(强天位),开放战场系统。
新武林外传 2009-7-30
游戏改版为《新武林外传》,等级上限提升为120级,开放火岛、冰岛两张新地图。开放剧本系统、装备转化等功能。
魔界 2010-8-19
新增魔族职业近战变身系:鬼斩,远程巫法系:影舞。新增三张魔族地图魔裔山谷、疾风彼岸、断海之渊。 等级上限提升为130级,新增飞行坐骑、结义系统、师徒系统、完善夫妻系统。
·盗圣传说 2011-8-11
新增烽烟遗迹、五灵圣域两张新地图。开放门派系统:六扇门、葵花派、衡山派。新增魔族四种职业:帝江、地藏、烈刃、玄冥。
桃花奇缘 2012-7-12
新增桃花源一张新地图。新增两个魔族职业飞羽、神火。开启修炼系统。新增三个副本京城密道、五行试炼、冰火幻境。
小六巡夜 2013-7-11
新增两种魔族职业潜行、暗影。
号令江湖 2014-8-14
新增两种魔族职业兽灵、混沌。开放140级。开放三皇之地新地图。
文武双全 2015-7-13
新增通用职业书生。新增帮派基地副本、扩充武学门派系列玩法。
十年之约 2016-7-7
新增通用职业花雨。新增元神、八卦、奇遇系统等。
一世琴缘 2017-7-13
新增通用职业绝弦。新增地图涪陵。新增副本灵引幻境。
智勇双拳 2018-7-12
开放通用职业钧天。新增地图汝阳、四季秘境等副本。等级上限提升150。开放境界系统。
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飞墨留香 2019-7-18
开放通用职业墨影。新增家园、星盘系统。
妙策丹书 2020-7-23
开放通用职业华君。新增地图广阳府(电视剧后半段集体旅行,郭蔷薇那集)。开放古籍系统。
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至此,《武林外传》从内测至今的各个版本全部给大家介绍完毕。
UP基本是三四年级从公测开始断断续续和同学一起玩,印象最深的是杀一千只抱抱兔,当时和朋友组队通宵杀。他困了换我,我困了换他,最后得到一把小锄头。然后最二13的事情是,在得到锄头的时候去精炼。然后+1失败,锄头就么得了。。。。
刚开始练级特别难,记得应该练到26还是27就很难升上去了,当时做梦都想二转。后面基本就跟游戏里面的朋友一起唠唠嗑,看看风景,抱抱小姑娘。再后来可以带人以后,给大佬掏钱,基本一晚上可以到四五十级。
记得当时第一个玩的服务器好像叫烈焰,后来去了瑶池。遇见过很多很多的朋友。我还记得那个很NB的帮会叫 金戈铁马下江南。
相信很多玩家跟UP一样,经历过通宵刷任务、群怪刷钱买小马的那个版本,也经历过直升305的版本。十三年过去了,曾经那些背着小书包上学用零花钱到网吧充值的我们(后来网吧老板都认识我了,我一去,老板:你又来了),已经大学毕业进入社会,有了自己爱的人。再也回不到那个单纯的年代了。
UP偶尔也会下载游戏,回去看看。但是再也没有当年的感觉,看着好友一列都是灰色,有种说不出感觉。不知道是游戏变了,还是我们变了。
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